Deep Throat Returns:
Insider Notes from the Pentagon

Combat Lobotomies – Who You Gonna Call?

23 December 2002

 

Turns out, there are some innocent people locked up by the bureaucracy in Guantanamo.  One of the guys complaining about this misuse of military resources was Gitmo operational commander Army Reserve Maj. Gen. Michael Dunlavey. 

 

Oops...former commander.  Dunlavey appears to have followed Army Reserve Brigadier General’s Baccus’ lead (even though they apparently irritated each other as well as their bosses) in leaving Gitmo in October, after criticizing USG and DoD policies and practices.

 

Tom Ricks, Washington Post Pentagon reporter, got an interview with DepSecDef Wolfowitz last week.  Ricks described widely held high level perceptions that Wolfowitz believes excess preparations for a tough war are not necessary – he is pushing plans for quick success. 

 

Wolfie fired back in the Post opinion pages – no, not his view at all, the reporter got it all wrong, and anyway, he has a picture of the Battle of Antietam on his wall to show everyone that he knows how bloody and dangerous and terrible war is.  I doubt Ricks will get another interview up in the E-Ring soon. 

 

Newt Gingrich – a Defense Policy Board apparatchik who probably has his own Civil War art collection – hasn’t yet denied that he is “confident that Army Gen. Tommy R. Franks … would not be swayed by suggestions that he include more reinforcements and plan a more cautious attack.”

 

We wouldn’t want a military commander to be swayed by suggestions that he actually plan to win a war against a thug-led little country with no Air Force or Navy while minimizing U.S. casualties!  I mean, how would that look?  I’m sure, as long as Tommy keeps “not being swayed” he’ll keep his job, no matter what happens next month.

 

Anyway, what’s a few hundred (or thousand?) American lives when we have the history of the world to write here!  Hurry up, get it on!  If you, like me, have kids who have watched the latest Austin Powers’ DVD so many times you have memorized the entire script – you, like me, know that Wolfie is “toight, like a toiger!”   And yes, the observation is just as inappropriate for me to make as it is for Goldmember!

 

Meanwhile, Time Magazine’s People of the Year are the “Whistleblowers.”  The dirty deeds of Enron, the FBI, and Worldcom all got some healthy exposure in 2002, and we collectively thank those who spoke the truth persistently, against the odds, and at great personal risk.  May front cover status protect them from further retaliation by their employers and other interests.

 

But usually, whistleblowers, dissenters, those who make the inconvenient observation and question the motives or practices of public servants get what Jack Nicholson got in “One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest.”

 

For those of us not currently living in an asylum, the operation is not done with a scalpel, and the anesthetic is optional.  But the results are the same. 

 

In Ken Kesey’s novel, McMurphy (Jack Nicholson) with exuberance and vitality, runs up against Nurse Ratched, who represents the bureaucratic and corporate mindset .  Literary analysis of Kesey’s novel reveals, among other things, significant Christian symbolism.  McMurphy’s character challenges the ruling evildoers and is destroyed by them, but as a result, his “disciples,” like Chief Broom, leave the asylum changed and newly alive and bearing witness. 

 

There is a guy in Gitmo known as "half-head Bob ."  Before Enduring Freedom and the “Global War on Terr’sm,” before he was in the wrong place at the wrong time for a terrorist sweep, old Bob had sustained a massive head injury.  As a result, about all he can say is his name.  They call it a combat lobotomy.

 

Bob has some brethren inside the Beltway – policy makers and political leaders who have to look at a picture of war to understand it, and even then, don’t really get it.  Policy makers who have had their moral, ethical and constitutional lobes excised.  A lot more people work for these brethren, and a lot of them seem to be stuttering Billy Bibbits, too afraid of unspoken threats or handicapped by other impediments to speak up.

 

Half-head Bob’s not a Christian, but I am very confident that Jesus loves him.  

 

I’m not nearly so sure about some of the policy and media lobotomies in Washington screeching for war and empire and U.S. bases ringing the Caucasus and the Red Sea, babbling incoherently about secrecy and self-righteousness and new world orders.